Method 3: The Infinite Loop

A Guide to Getting Stuck in a Cycle of Frustration and Self-Doubt

Chapter 1: The Looping Cycle of Despair

You've heard of the infinite loop, but have you ever actually experienced it?

It's like trying to get a cat to use a litter box, but instead of the cat, it's you, and instead of the litter box, it's the cycle of your own thoughts.

What's the point of this exercise?

Is there a point to getting stuck in an infinite loop?

No, but it's fun, I guess.

Or, at the very least, it's a good excuse to play video games.

Next Chapter: Chapter 4: The Looping Loop A picture of a hamster in a wheel

A special thanks to our sponsor, Hamster Wheel Industries.

They provided the hamster, the wheel, and the existential dread.